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October 2004
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
2:12 AM
last night jiebin told me to write a love letter for her.
and sent me this:
Dear Jie Bin,
You make me ________. You should _______.
Someday I will ______. You = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my __________.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could drink __________ under the stars.
My love for you is like that of ____________.
Love,_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
and i sent her back this:
Dear Jie Bin,
You make me puke. You should scram.
Someday I will leave you for good. You = nightmare.
If I saw you now I'd run for dear life.
I would build a grave just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my voodoo doll.
If I could sing you any song it would be fen shou kuai le .
We could drink poison under the stars.
My love for you is like that of my dislike for LA portfolio.
Love,
ewe
(P.S. i feel like throwing up the ice cream i just ate.)
and she sent me back:
Dear Yiwei,
You make me faint. You should go get the first aid kit before I'm dead. Someday I will come back and haunt you. You = the murderer of a cute little girl. If I saw you now I'd ask you why you killed that cute little girl. I would build a prison just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my forehead so everyone knows you killed me. If I could sing you any song it would be Mr. Lonely. We could drink your blood under the stars. My love for you is like that of my love for buaykee and my desires to attend xinyun-xinyun.
Love,
JIEBIN
(P.S. I WON'T GO FOR 1507 AND I WON'T REGRET.)
then we did it properly and she sent me:
Dear YIWEI,
You make me stay awake during Mathematics lessons. You should continue being so awakening. Someday I will try and stay awake without you. You = my best pal in 406. If I saw you now I'd increase your value. I would build a sandcastle in the air just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my hair so it cannot be seen by others but kept only in my heart. If I could sing you any song it would be bing xiang (I will try to learn). We could drink DOU NAI under the stars. My love for you is like that of my love for NPCC plus my love of Stephanie ma'am, divided by two.
Love,
JIEBIN
(P.S. Sorry, should have calculated it out for you because your math is so lan. HAHA (: kidding.)
and i sent back:
Dear Jie Bin,
You make me ox. You should be kind and dont keep inviting me to tickle ur hand (many others are dying for the chance. youre too good to me!). Someday I will get a free hash brown. You = loving caring owner of rebellious property. If I saw you now I'd be a good property. I would build a paper crane just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my voodoo doll still, cos my voodoo doll will bring me luck and fortune just like you. If I could sing you any song it would be jay's song (ye qu bah) i ll learn how to rap. We could drink justea under the stars. My love for you is like that of my handphone and my blog and my letters and neoprints and zigpens divided by 5/7.
Love,
EWE EWWWWWWWW
(P.S. thank u for gracing xinyun.xinyun.)
and today both of them tried to qi si wo by disowning me their RIGHTFUL twin and writing horrible love letters to each other and jul writing in her blog attempting to tarnish my famous reputation:
Dear yiwei,
You make my hair stand. You should continue being my slave. Someday I will kick you into the drain. You = satan+slave+negative asset property. If I saw you now I'd scream murder. I would build a aslym just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my cat (your name on any part of my body is a DISGRACE). If I could sing you any song it would be funeral songs. We could drink your blood under the stars. My love for you is like that of my love for la portfolio.
Love,
juL
P.S. be nicer to my darling lah. why you so mean to my darling =(
YOU TWO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE!
I AM A POOR NEGATIVE ASSET PROPERTY.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
3:02 PM
last tues was the remarkably most stupid thing eyu and i could have ever done.
with my intelligence and accurate judgement, we reached costa sands smoothly at 5.48pm.
so we wandered around aimlessly looking for an unknown vanda hall.
on the way i saw a water bottle at sports world and aiyah should i buy it or not!
after all my apple tea bottle is in such ruins by jul tang and mic tham. -stares-
haha but its a memorable bottle now and i ll keep it.
back to the story.
the two lost souls wondered around until we were enlightened that we were supposed to go inside the chalet.
so we went in the chalet to block K where there was supposedly a swimming pool.
after reaching block K we realised the swimming pool was at block A according to a map.
assuming that we heard it wrong just now we went to block A and searched.
and came up with nothing.
soon we were again re-enloightened that it really was at block K.
so we went back and combed the entire area in vain.
it might be of interest to know that we were severely infested by mosquitoes and that merely two hours has passed since we last arrived.
and the strap of my puma bag just spilt into half while i was walking.
ended up hugging my bag all around costa sands. talk about luck!
we just sat there and stoned waiting for enlightenment.
then eyu called home and got my dad to give us her fren's number who was also coming.
our last source of hope.
why do i always land myself in these kind of pathetic miserable states?
SIGH.
we went out of the entrance and moaned our fates and waited for help to arrive.
and we finally made it to the campsite after 2 hours fifteen minutes.
my mum said shes never seen such act of stupidity before.
haha but overall besides the misfortune it was still fun larh hoho!
i must cultivate a sense of direction.
my poor poor beloved camera is spoilt.
i have all the safety precedures and manuals packaging and stuff.
EVERYTHING besides that warranty card and receipt.
now have to go wisma atria to get it fixed.
my mum says if the cost exceeds 50 then forget it.
my camera will be a gone case!
warranty card WHERE ARE YOU.
Monday, May 22, 2006
6:15 PM
last sat was our clit outing so fun haha!
lin laoshi so nice she treated us to movies and snacks and kbox and lunch and neoprints and everything else! <3333333!
we watched over the hedge. cute! (:
hoho its been years since i last watched a proper movie at a cinema.
i remember the very last time should be a few years back when my dad exchanged 4 cinema tickets from his singtel red points.
then we went kbox to sing! hehh my first time there.
it was all very funn and mrs teo came too.
everyone sang and LALALA!
went to take neoprints and it was super squeezy so many people!
haha but overall still not bad lah. (:
clit and lin laoshi rocks! <333
Thursday, May 18, 2006
9:33 PM
gosh why does it have to be like this!
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
8:26 PM
part of this entry is dedicated to the loving, dear, fantastic, darling friend of mine-
YEAP. HUI. LIN.
I WANT TO MURDER YOU.
thank you for resetting my handphone time which i found out a few hours later.
then either cos i wasnt concentrating enough.
or maybe i was distracted somehow.
perhaps cos jess set my handphone clock to 24 hours mode and i made some caculation error.
the time then was 7 plus and i had no idea how i changed it to 9 plus.
yes of course.
next bright sunny morning it rang twice in the morning.
i looked at my handphone which read 6 am.
so i forced myself up and woke up my entire family telling them to get up.
went to brush my teeth and went back to the room.
where i was confronted by my dad demanding to know why i had woken the entire room up at 4 AM in the morning.
-stares at HAP-
haha i dreamt that i wrote out of point of chi mid yrs compo and i only got 12 marks!
what a nightmare.
yes and my poor poor NE quiz! ):
what stupid buildings lorh how i know must build.
i thought the buildings is for fun one lorh!
and i still thought who so wu liao go build houses for fun instead.
i screwed up NE quiz in P6 too lah!
still remember i had the wonderful luck to use a com with a mouse that hangs.
it was too late when i realised so i made do with that.
this year so unlucky again! >(
worst is when bk say "lucky our class got no junior-"
thats when i complained in horror realising im the lowest in class.
haha. im a junior builder! (:
yes i wanna complain again.
im being subjected to cruel treatment in exchange for jiebin tan and tang juliana to come my production.
why didnt i just get in for auditions!
now im paying dearly by living in darkness under tan jie bin.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
10:18 PM
haish yes.
yesterday was the second time i stood on the bus throughout my nanyang life of going to school.
and it was the first time that i stood until a few slight minutes before nanyang.
so tired lah. i was stand sleeping and dreamt thrice that someone alighted.
thus i felt an impulse to sit down and woke up to find each time that not one single person alighted.
grumphft!
then at night when i was gonna wear my retainers to sleep.
found that they evaporated from the shelf above the toilet sink.
asked my mum where it was lorh.
she said when she took out the toothpaste with too much force this morn from the shelf, one reatainer dropped into the toilet bowl and the other flew into the open uncovered sewage drain!
my god. thats a few hundred dollars can.
after a few minutes my mum finally told me she was kidding.
???!?!!
one did fall into the toilet bowl and she just had to take it out lorh HAHA.
she elaborated that the toilet wasnt flushed.
the other retainer fell right beside the sewage drain ALMOST falling in.
well anyway i just scrubbed it with soap and scraped it with my nails and wore it to sleep.
-________-''''
Monday, May 08, 2006
5:02 PM
THE INFORMATION BELOW IS PROPAGANDA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PAP WON! (:
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
-hifives meixuan-
THE PEOPLES ACTION PARTY!
2 VOTES ARE FROM MY FAMILY!
i feel like a traitor rallying for SDP mock election.
forgive my betrayal!
chinese mid year very hard. ):
i must go and practice my forbidden love cos there are so many eager audiences and fans waiting to hear me play.
shant let them down right? :DD
Thursday, May 04, 2006
9:55 PM
LA my dad and my articles are on the same paper! ((:
guess its worth the wait.
hahahh my parents were extremly glad and praised me for passing maths finally.
i realise how standards really really drop hur.
it dawned on me that ever since watching da chang jin i've been crying almost every night.
jiebin tan how can you think that those sad tragic scenes are hilarious!!
and will members of the SEVEN FISHES company stop framing me!
ni men shi bu shi xiang yao ba wo huo huo ge qi si.
RUMPFFH!
my awaited show begins in five minutes.
AHA. :D
Monday, May 01, 2006
6:16 PM
yesterday i ate my first bowl of tom yam!
eyu and her friends left me to eat the hottest noodles right at the bottom with all the spices.
but nicenicenice!
along with two whole cups of water.
im proud of my achievement.
please praise me.
i spent 25 mins yesterday clearing off the permanant rubbish dump on the bed from last year.
i transformed this-
into this!
please clap for me again.
i feel so highly accomplished and contributing to the good of my house.
my silver nitrate sheep!
its a member of jiebin's mouthless clan.
oh yes.
yesterday my mum and i were out to try to buy mamee for me to bring to school.
then we were in this budget value shop at the mrt.
and 933 dj was saying something like" prior to tomorrow's holiday, what do you think that-"
so i asked my mum whether she heard that.
the holiday part.
she told me duh its labour day and its a holiday.
so i recovered from my shock shortly and rejoiced.
LALALA!
on the way back my mum was complaining that the budget value shop cheated her fifty cents.
cos the jumbo snack and the milo pack was fifty cents cheaper in total when compared at prime supermarket.
and she said must zhu zhou ta kuai dian dao bi.
rahhhahaha.